Baldwin Rap

     The rap about the great Myles Baldwin is the best one-hit-wonder of all time. It was written in about ten minutes by two amazing individuals, P Danger and Philly Phresh. The rap was written in Ms. Perez' Honors English class. This rap will go down in West Wendover history as the greatest rap written with no effort what so ever.

     I give props to both Chey Chey Shadow and ViVi Grills for producing this song, without them, this song would go nowhere. Baldwin had no participation in creating this rap even though it was about him. Then, after writing this rap, we wrote another rap about the rap called "The Epic Story." Both of these raps have gone platinum and blown peoples minds!

The Paper I Stack

     So there is this kid in my English class, I'm not going to say any names, but this kid thinks he stacks more paper than me. It is a FACT that I stack more paper than anyone else in the world. I stack more than Bill Gates and the guy who made face book combined! My house is specially designed to keep all the paper I stack from falling down. People call my house the green house because all my money makes my house shine green.

     This battle of who stacks more paper has gone too far. I'm running out of funny things to say about it. But in the end, everyone will know who stacks the most paper, me.